One of the nice things about the approach of Christmas here is that the stores start to have pre-Christmas sales.
My wife was really sweet and bought me what she reckoned was a lovely black dress at a Marks and Spencer s 20% discount special.
However ... it was a (UK) size 14 hanging on a size 18 hanger. It was a lot of fun getting it on – but we needed an exchange. Also ... I am a great fan of short skirts and dresses ... but this one ... well ... even for me ... it needs to be worn with a skirt. Having said that ... I love it!