In retrospect ...
My hair has arrived. And I like it.
My head is too big ... but I can get it on.
Today I tried my first self applied makeup.
I watched the DVD twice. I kind of wish it showed someone putting on makeup for themselves rather than a makeup artist applying it to someone else.
But at least it gives me the general idea.
I sit at the computer ... watch step 1 then do it. Then the next bit and do it. It takes quite a while.
On the whole ... well ... it could have been worse.
My wife arrived home ... and was ok seeing Andrea for the first time. Uneasy about kissing me in lipstick ... but OK. Thank you ... this could all have turned out so badly ... you're helping me hold it all together.